Reason Number one- You eat cereal dry
Reason Number two- You don’t like milk
Reason Number three- You tap your fingers, WAY too much.
Reason Number four- You have never once had Starbucks.
Reason Number five- Xbox and drumming is your life
Reason Number six- You can’t boil water
Reason Number seven- You don’t read.
Reason number eight- It takes you 20 minutes to dry your hair.
Reason Number nine- You take French and you’re a guy.
Reason Number ten- Glad is in your vocabulary a thousand too many times.
Reason Number eleven- Your Facebook status was contrary to our relationship.
Reason Number twelve- Text messages don’t count as real conversation.
Reason Number thirteen- Playing video games does not count as busy.
Reason Number fourteen- You can’t detect falsity.
Reason Number fifteen- When you see me, you don’t recognize me.