I think you may have just taken the crown of ‘most ridiculous use of the two required phrases’ from me. You… you… jerk.

Haha!!!

If Obama’s speeches were this entertaining, I’d watch every single one!

This is worthy of the Double Bass of Sequeldom, or the Tuba of Prequeldom.

laughing too hard to leave a comment

You’re a comical, writing genius. :)

shakes head, laughing, at a total loss for words
attempts to speak…
Ah, what’s the use?
continues shaking head, still laughing

You had me at ‘my milkshake’… Hilarious.

I can’t really say anything about this.

was waiting for a serious story, maybe an assassination or something.

very VERY funny :) still laughing