Most of this is written spontaneously, and I think all of it is terrible.
Stories
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Undead Usher in Unemployment
Compulsory cremation creates massive mortician malaise. Author’s note: 60 characters too short? Bah.
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Hunger at 39,000 feet.
“’What’s the deal with airline food’ That line seems to be one of those that people immediately think of if you mention stand-up comedians, but I can’t say I’ve ever actually heard the joke. What is the deal with it,...
