Joined June 2009.

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Most of this is written spontaneously, and I think all of it is terrible.


  1. Undead Usher in Unemployment

    Compulsory cremation creates massive mortician malaise. Author’s note: 60 characters too short? Bah.

  2. Hunger at 39,000 feet.

    “’What’s the deal with airline food’ That line seems to be one of those that people immediately think of if you mention stand-up comedians, but I can’t say I’ve ever actually heard the joke. What is the deal with it,...

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