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The Athiest

Joined October 2009 and calls Armor Games (Probs the best game site) home.

17 stories, 1 challenge, 32 comments, and 23 friends

Hi, dear reader. I am the publisher of the completely random “When the clock struck four…” series of short stories. They are all interconnected and will come to a great conclusion. I am a very small contributor to “The Happy Goat” series by the author “Shorts”. In that series I am currently writing “The Happy Goat Bible” and “The Birth of the Happy Goat”. I in no way intend to offend those who read my stories, and will never produce one of those dirty little sex stories which seem ever popular. They remind me of Twilight, another one of my pet hated things.
Cheers,
The Athiest

Stories

  1. {Utopia} Breakfast at Jamie's

    Now, this is one of the best budding authors I have seen in a while. She is bursting with a wide vocabulary, kindness, and a great will to help others and provide advice. She clearly loves Audrey Hepburn, which, of course adds to her appeal. She adds m...

  2. I can't have you {Second Love Poem}

    If loving you is wrong Then my heart knows not what is right I cry myself to sleep Every second of the night What is there to do? What is there to say? I know I can’t have you But still I give my heart away I’d walk a thousand miles And cry a t...

  3. {Out of My Genre} My attempt at a Love Poem...

    I should not dare to leave my friend, Because if she should die While I was gone and I too late, Should reach the heart that wanted me, If I should disappoint the eyes That hunted, hunted so, to see And could not bear to shut until She noticed me, -she...

  4. The Two Wolves

    One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, the battle is between two wolves inside us all. “One is Evil – It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, se...

  5. Joke of the week...

    Recently, a practically invisible, spray-on condom has been invented, and has been designed especially for gullible women.

  6. it

    I drove my car towards the horizon. The lush green grass flew past me. I looked at me speedometer; I was going 75km/h, 30km/h above the speed limit, and 75km/h faster than I wanted to go. As I sped along the road, the horizon grew ever closer. Besides ...

  7. "The Guy Who Invented Religion"

    He said: I want a barrier To divide Different people Who stood side by side. I want hypocrisy And constant war. Common sense I want to ignore. I want exploitation, My voice to be heard And to spread disease Throughout the World. I want riches,...

  8. Gods...3

    We remember the Loving Mother and the Father the All-Mighty looming large in an infant’s eyes. For each girl-woman makes the God she craves and needs – then kneels before Him and says, “Oh, please!” And each boy-man makes hi...

  9. Gods...2

    And for ancient Greece’s Dionysus, no drums sound, no flute plays - but, oh, weren’t those the days! The goddesses, too, we must include, for all were dear to some, and lived in our hearts until the time had come. There was Athena , Gaia,...

  10. Gods...1

    No god I know is still alive - all five thousand and seven appear to have died. The great god Huitzilopochtli led the Aztecs’ divine pack - but He departed awhile back. Zeus was fun, and had His run, but while disguised as a swan, they say, His...

  11. When the clock struck four... Part 4

    Those on board welcomed me with a kind of ancient respect, as if they had known me forever. Of coarse they had not, as if they did, I must have been either alive for thousands of years, which I know I haven’t, or, that I was a messiah… The ...

  12. When the clock struck four... Part 3

    Again, predicting my fate, I opened my arms and flew away with my amazingly random growth of required bodily function mutation (ARGORBFM), this time, I grew a parachute on my head. Unfortunately, due to my sudden evolution into a zombie, my head detach...

  13. When the clock struck four... Part 2

    It was unfortunate then, the remaining lumberjack’s friend was dead, and he was very, very angry. “Damn” he said as he swung his huge, blood covered axe blade at me. I dodged, but a drop of infected zombie baby blood got in my eye, it was not unt...

  14. When the clock struck four.... Part 1

    As I walked in the field of aptly named daisies, I noted the new coat of paint on the river. How odd, I thought, as the river should not get a new coat of paint, being a liquid. It was then that I noticed the smell of rotting flesh coming from the dire...

  15. The Happy Goat Bible: Genesis Part 2

    Life on the farm was good for the animals. The farmer kept them fed, and the Happy Goat ruled fairly and justly. There was only one rule: No one ate from the seeds of the willow tree. The only problem with the farm was that it was boring for the Happy ...

  16. Birth of the Happy goat

    It was a dark, and mildly stormy night. It was the 5th of May, 1783 and there was chaos in the barn. Mrs. Goat was giving birth to the one, the only, The Happy Goat. He was a strange goat, as he constantly smiled. He was like fat and all.

  17. The Happy Goat Bible: Genesis Part 1

    In the beginning, there was nothing, and there was the farm. Go(at)d was not happy with this farm. The cows that ruled the farm were unjust and corrupt, and they were unfair to the other animals. On the first day, Go(at)d made the farmer. The farmer wa...

The Athiest's Friends (23)

  • Shorts
  • tinkerbelle
  • Horrorfan13
  • El Fe del Oro
  • Mighty-Joe Young (A.K.A Strong Coffee)(LoA)
  • Sam Ervin
  • Marli
  • Breakfast At Jamie's
  • Violet Turner
  • Abstract
  • Zerrakhi
  • Jessica Cahill
  • Ronnie
  • Music-Hearted
  • ElshaHawk (LoA)
  • Kevin Lawver
  • Robotech_Master
  • Tezrak
  • Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
  • Coccinella
  • Scott
  • Radical Yellow Duck
  • oneoveralpha

The Athiest's Followers (13)

  • Shorts
  • Sam Ervin
  • tinkerbelle
  • Breakfast At Jamie's
  • Horrorfan13
  • oneoveralpha
  • Krulltar
  • T. N. Ted
  • Violet Turner
  • Abby (LoA)
  • LK Bradford
  • Jessica Cahill
  • Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}