Joined February 2010.

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A writer of things, small things, bits of things that will become other things, or remain the things they are.


  1. Weird Like Me

    I’ve always been a weirdo. That baby people couldn’t say anything nice about? Me. The kid who spooked little girls and freaked out little boys? Me again. The teenager teachers and security guards would keep their eye on? You got it. Me. I&#...

  2. Jaw Drop

    It gave the phrase “bite my ass” a whole new meaning. I had lost my lower jaw two years ago to a particularly taunting form of cancer, and now the big brains at the institute are growing a new one, from my own DNA (!), in my right buttock. ...