T. N. Ted

Joined November 2009.

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Favorite music ATM:
Reckoner – Radiohead
While You Wait for the Others – Grizzly Bear
The Day the Whole World Went Away – Nine Inch Nails
We Tigers – Animal Collective
Kids With Guns – Gorillaz
Bohemian Like You – Dandy Warhols
40 Day Dream – Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros
Listomania – Phoenix

Favorite Movies ATM:
Apocalypse Now, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zizzou, Fight Club, The Matrix, Star Wars 4 & 5, Slumdog Millionaire, Die Hard, Any Terintino flick, Dune, Pitch Black

Books I’m Reading:
Ward 6 and Other Short Stories – Anton Chekov
V for Vendetta – Alan Moore and Some Other Guy
Heart of Darkness – Conrad
The Jungle – Upton Sinclaire

Favorite Authors:
Ayn Rand, Issac Asimov, Orson Scott Card, Anton Chekov (so far), HEMMINGWAY (as if you can’t tell)

Hope you enjoy the stories!


  1. Racism & Bigotry (Mature)

  2. The Fair

    It was raining when I woke up. Great gobs of water struck the windowpane in my bedroom with loud thunks. The air smelt like fat pancakes and through the spidery cracks in the plaster I could hear dishes clashing and banging downstairs. I gazed out the ...

  3. Seashores and Fishing Poles (Mature)

  4. Backpack (Mature)

  5. Battle Hymn

    I don’t know if you know this, our machine overlords, but leaves make a satisfied sound when you walk on them, and most of our reproduction is accidental.

  6. Dog Pt. 2

    They tried to get pregnant for a few months, but it never seemed to work out, so in the intern they decided to get a cat. The lady at the cat store had wrinkles like riverbeds in her cheeks. She told them she could smell a cat lover a mile away. She bo...

  7. Dog

    One of the eyelids on his eyes was a little droopy. She liked that. If she ever got amnesia she knew that all she would need to do to recover her memories would be to look at his eyelids. At night she’d watch his chest move quietly, like velvet w...

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