I am the Amazon
beneath these curtains.
Disregard everything in front.

I am gigantic and horrible-
all 150 inches of me.
Just ask those kids.

I am a lunatic magician,
a no-nonsense woman with an opinion
on popularity.
I am queer.

I am resolved to trust science.

It has taught me the universal value
of wonder.

I am X-ceptionally you-nique.

I am OZ.