“What’s going on here!?” screamed the general.

“What are you doing here!?” retorted the private.

“Why is he in our house?!” asked the private’s wife.

“I thought he told you he was due at the base today, what happened to that!?” inquired the general.

“How was I supposed to know that you were the general on his base who decided to give him the day off when he didn’t ask for it!?” asked the private’s wife.

“How was I supposed to know that you were the wife of this particular private!?” responded the general.

“Why was I supposed to be at work today, what were you planning to do?!” exclaimed the private.