The Gears Go Turning

Avatar Author: Saint Chuck Finally back after a much too lengthy sabbatical. Hopefully you'll all remember me. And if not, I hope to be remembered. Saint Chuck is a sarcastic, slightly cynical agnostic vegan currently residing in Germany wit... Read Bio

“Dude, look at her tits!”

I glanced up at the girl walking by, her voluptuous cleavage spilling out of her too tight top, jiggling in time with her voluptuous fat rolls. I shuddered.

My friend followed her with his eyes as she walked down the street, the drool practically drowning his meal. Sometimes my sex really disgusts me.

“Ok Jeremy, look at me. That right there, that was not attractive. That was not sexy. That wasn’t even close to being erotic.”

“What do you know you damn European?”

“I know that you can do much better than that. In Italy, a girl would not walk around wearing something like that if she had breasts like that.”

“What the hell? Why not?” He looked at me in horror.

“Because a top like that is for someone with a fitting figure and breasts that are half that large.”

“Dude I’ve bet you’ve never even seen tits before.”

“That’s where you’re wrong my friend. In Europe…it’s different. Much different.”

His eyes grew wide as the gears in his brain slowly began to turn.

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  1. Avatar ALRO613 (LoA)

    haha… very good! Nice back and forth. Great dialog.

  2. Avatar Jermaine Champagne

    ahahahaha

    please tell me what it’s like in the sex gardens of europe

  3. Avatar Skull Man

    “In europe a woman would not wear that top. She would wear one that accenuates her thick, lustrous body hair.”

  4. Avatar Saint Chuck

    I must say, I haven’t seen a single woman with ‘thick, lustrous body hair’.

  5. Avatar Stovohobo

    Hahahaha…I like your character’s classy way of handling the subject of breasts. And the last line is, as it should be in a story like this, fantastic.

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