An Epiphany
Lemme finish my Pabst first
 Before you go and spell out the worst
Dang it, now my mind lapsed
 Whatchew say d’other day
 Just before the barn collapsed?
Was it, “Hey, Orson! Look out!” ?
 As I nearly dispersed off this here Earth
 Apparently my soul was reimbursed
 So I could be there for my baby at birth