Ode(r) To a Chocolate Labrador

Avatar Author: I Am Not Number! You don't wanna know, and if you already do..well ain't you just filthy... Read Bio

Oh why, oh why did we not research more fully.
Before we opened our hearts to a chocolate puppy.
Giant brown eyes, oversized paws and soft coats
a heartwarming basketful of Cruft’s glossy hopes
Left us all simpering as we made our fateful pick
Of a truly world class brewer of unwaftable airslick.

A little time passed before she revealed her olfactory talent
then she surreptitiously delivered a thought provoking statement.
The violence of the odour left me half expecting to see bruises
and not without trepidation I checked drains and kids’ shoeses

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