Dear God, from Cavegirl Mary

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Dear God,

Mamma Jane got really mad at me yesterday for hitting Billy over the head with a bowl. She said I should apologize to you, so I’m sorry and I’ll be a good girl from now on.

Cavegirl Mary

If I behave for long enough, I get to trade Billy in for a little sister, right?

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  1. Avatar MrsMica

    Sounds like a kid telling Santa she really was good all year. Ha!

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