That awful buzz wakes me. I get up off my Tempur-Pedic and turn off the Timex. Still in a daze, I head to the bathroom and brush with some Crest. I grab my Schick and get my morning shave.

In the shower, I Irish Spring before some Head and Shoulders. I grab the Ikea and dry off.

Throw on Hanes and go to the kitchen.

Hungry, so Kellogg’s and Lucerne. Chiquita for vitamins.

Nikes, Levis, Adidas, Wilson’s, Apple, and Defiants.

Toyota, Sony, Starbucks.

IBM Microsoft Lucent Logitech. Sanford Staples.

Gatorade Subway Pepsi Lay’s Pete’s C&H Nestle

ToyotaMcDonald’sCoke

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