Goose and I were watching a movie when a scene in it prompted him to make fun of the guy. The movie is Knocked Up, and in one scene the guy gives the girl an empty ring box. Goose goes on and starts in his melodramitic way
“Oh the horror! The flashbacks of old Mormon Utah boyfriends!”
To which I quip,
“And just how many boyfriends did you have Goose? Is there something you haven’t told me?”
“I will get you with my big stick,” he replies, looking around and undoing his zipper, knowing I got him.
“Sweetheart, your stick might be impressive, but it’s not all that……big.”
Swipe, he wipes his wet fingers down my left sheek.
“Is that all you got?” I ask him.
In the mean time he is busy undressing and nails me on the bed and proceeds to show me just how dangerous his big stick really is.