Jenny Nowhere

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“You’re crazy!”

“You can’t be everywhere at once and not be a little crazy.”

“She’s coming through the walls! How can she come through the walls?”

“She comes through the walls becuase they are somewhere and she is nowhere.”

“You’ve got to stop her! How do we stop her?”

“I don’t think we can. I can’t kill her, by all rights she should already be dead. I’ve run out of prisons to put her in.”

“Oh god, the lights are out! What do we do?”

“Once I tried putting her in a decaying universe. The whole dimension was breaking down, collapsing in on itself. It made a black hole look like a bit of water going down a sink. It slowed her down. For a while. When the entire reality impoded, she just-”

“Come on Jenny! You’ve got to have a way! There’s always-”

Hello Jenny Everywhere.

“She’s inside! Oh god oh god…”

“Hello Jenny Nowhere.”

I have enjoyed playing with you today. Have you got any more tricks to play?

“…oh god oh god…”

“Maybe, Jenny Nowhere. Maybe just one.”

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  1. Avatar JayDee

    The character of Jenny Everywhere is available for use by anyone, with only one condition. This paragraph must be included in any publication involving Jenny Everywhere, in order that others may use this property as they wish. All rights reversed.

  2. Avatar Sir Bic

    Wow! I was flip-flopping from nowhere to everywhere and didn’t even realize it. I’m amazing! Fun little a-capella piece, this is.

  3. Avatar JayDee

    Thanks! It was interesting to add a third voice to the pair, though I cheated with italics to make sure it was clear who was speaking.

    Still, I tried to make the styles of the characters diolgue distinct to them, so that even without the italics, it would have not been too difficult to decipher.

  4. Avatar Sanglorian

    How did this story slip past my notice? I really like it, particularly the sense of a tremendous history between the characters. I think of Jenny Everywhere as a Doctor Who-like character, and he too has relationships stretching for millions of years.

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