Wanted:

Person to manage front desk of bank. Applicants must be friendly and able to convince customers that everything is normal and that nothing out-of-the-ordinary will happen to them. Must be okay with seeing large quantities of blood. When a customer is chosen who completes the requirements for the chair, applicants should take said person’s I.D. and fill out the appropriate paperwork. Must be willing to transport human tissue to specified locations. Should be comfortable watching people drastically change their levels of consciousness. No criminal record. Bring own pair of gloves.

Call: 1-800-733-2767