She slipped her entry into the proper slot, an impish smirk on her face. “The challenge asked for something not in English,” she thought. “As far as I’m concerned this entry’s not in English.” Grin widening, she nodded in satisfaction. “Challenge loopholes for the win.”
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Challenge loopholes may be for the win, but 21st century technology/stubbornness has foiled my impish scheme. All the “pain” and “suffering” was merely payback for trying to be a smarty.

goes off to press Epic Fail Button