(BUZZ)

Me: How’s it going?
– Received 2:55 AM

Me: Who is this?
– Sent 2:56 AM

Me: What do u mean?
– Received 2:56 AM

Me: Ur text says it’s me.
– Sent 2:57 AM

Me: Ha! Really?
– Received 2:58 AM

Me: So… Who r u?
– Sent 2:59 AM

Me: I’m u.
– Received 2:59 AM

Me: Haha. Really?
– Sent 3:00 AM

Me: Yeah.
– Received 3:01 AM

Me: Ok, me… Why r u texting me?
– Sent 3:02 AM

Me: I’m not sure…
– Received 3:02 AM

(BUZZ)

Me: …where r u?
– Received 3:04 AM

Me: @ the store.
– Sent 3:04 AM

Me: What’s the date?
– Received 3:05 AM

Me: June 8, 2012.

– Sent 3:05 AM

Me: Time?
– Received 3:05 AM

Me: 3:05 am.

– Sent 3:06 AM

Me: brb…
– Received 3:06 AM

(BUZZ)

Me: Don’t forget the milk.
– Received 3:10 AM

Me: Thx.

– Sent 3:11 AM