Dear Diary,
I hate camping. It’s dirty, and there’s no wifi. How am I supposed to keep track of what my friends are doing? They are, like, totally going to think I died. Ugh. My dad decided we need more “family bonding,” so now I’m trapped in the middle of some random forest, miles away from civilization. Oh, and my hair is a mess. The first thing I am going to do when I get home is schedule an appointment with my stylist. I hope he can fix it. For now, I guess I’ll have to see what I can do. Let’s see, I have hairspray… This is going to take, like, forever. Ugh.

BREAKING NEWS: FOREST FIRE DECIMATES NATIONAL PARK
Officials have learned that the forest fire that destroyed over 100 acres of forest last night was started when a teenaged girl decided to use hairspray next to her family’s campfire. Apart from minor burns on her scalp, no one was injured. Firefighters have managed to tame the blaze, and the park should reopen sometime later this week. In other news…

Dear Diary,
I HATE camping.