Call me HSAR. It’s starting to get a little awkward.

O_O

May I ask what that stands for?

Of course you can ask. I’m afraid I won’t answer.

Gasp

I’ll find out eventually, my cheeky friend. :P

If’ you’re particularly persistent, the answer is out there.

I will take the liberty of assuring you it does not stand for “Hunterdon-Somerset Association of Realtors”.

Hull Seaside Animal Rescue? XD

Homeland Security Acquisition Regulation?

High Speed Access Report?

Holographic Synthetic Aperture Radar?

Hostile Southern Air Force??? :P

I give up.

Hiding Sam Around Russia? XD

This is the bit when I go all cryptic and say no more.

;)

Fine, you leave no choice but to call you whatever my imagination deems the acronym.

So thou shalt be dubbed: Hermetic Sam Annoys Racoons