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Never Give An Ogre a Thesaurus

“I demand more blog!” vociferated the ogre as he slammed his tankard upon the table.

“It brings inspiration to the minds and lips of our bards and taleweavers. Most especially when brewed by that fantastical fiend of fomentation, The Handsome Xavier CDLXXVII!!”

“Get me more blog! Preferably something with the bouquet of last months brew. You know, the Hero’s Blog…” the ogre rambled on to himself.

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