Avatar Author: Tad Winslow "If you don't work nothing will." Maya Angelou Read Bio

naw ma’am, I ain’t a land lubber,
I’m a clam scrubber, an oyster
shucking, slurping, sucking,
burping, fucking, hurting,
gut shot, what for? Trigg
er happy whore fed m
e a deadly barrel of
buck-shot, ready,
set, fade away
by any mea
ns neces
sary n’
I narr
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  1. Avatar Cariad Ceffyl

    I am constantly amazed at the shapes you come up with. Almost as entertaining as your writing.

  2. Avatar Tad Winslow

    The second I saw your comment I immediately began having a great day. It means more to me than you know. Thank you!

  3. Avatar Cariad Ceffyl


Whoa there, partner, hold up!

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