Why?!?!

Avatar Author: StudMuffin (LoA) I'm 20. I live in Hastings, UK. Uhhh I'm going to school for illustration, but sometimes I just, like, love writing. Back when I was 15, I was a member of this site in it's earliest days and I stopped using it after ... Read Bio

Earth looked at the solar system and gasped, something was hurtling towards him.
“Oh Noes!!” he yelled, “Why me?! Why me?!”
On Earth, millions stared upon hearing the news.
A Meteor the size of a small moon was hurtling towards the Earth.
Pluto clenched his teeth, prepared for impact.
“Who’s a planet now, motherfuckers?!”

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  1. Avatar Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}

    Hell, I don’t blame him.

  2. Avatar Mighty-Joe Young (A.K.A Strong Coffee)(LoA)

    you are twisted muffy

  3. Avatar DoItForScience

    Dwarf planets rule, b*tches!

  4. Avatar QuackDamnYou

    Win.

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