High productivity, customer service
Policies that keep the unions nervous
Cheap raw materials
For making more bling
These are a few of my favourite things.

Schools that teach discipline, order, consent
Approval addiction that will not relent
Uniform caging
To clip their bright wings
These are a few of my favourite things.

When the glass breaks
When the love starts
When the kids get mad
I simply remember my favourite things
And then I don’t feel so bad.

More third world workers to build my skyscrapers
Low overheads for your quarterly papers
Sexism, racism
No kids about
There’s the dark spine of my corporate clout

Marketers pushing acquisitive urges
Pay-offs for damages, corporate mergers
Big golden handshakes
So nobody sings
These are a few of my favourite things.

When the glass breaks
When the love starts
When the kids get mad
I simply remember my favourite things
And never shall I feel bad.