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I See Cary Grant (Mess, Mjy and Elsha's #2)

Drew laid back on the coach in the Doctor’s office, but he didn’t want to talk.
“Do I need to keep coming here?”
“Do you?” Said the Shrink.
Drew Fullilove had been coming to Dr. Fairley for 6 years.
He knew why he came, because the judge had released him, on the condition he see a psychiatrist. That was a long time ago, but he still kept going.
“I am not crazy, there are plenty of people who see things. I read on the internet that the most common is John Wayne , followed by Elvis. John Crighton on Farscape sees Harvey, hell Huey on the boondocks sees Ghostfaced Killah and he isn’t even dead.”
The doctor leaned forward and asked Renton, “You still see him?”
Drew grabbed his coat and said, “Its time for me to go, I won’t be coming back.”
As he started out the door she yelled, “What is he wearing? I Know black tux huh? That is how i picture him Renton, All handsome, smoking a chesterfeild, drinkin scotch on the rocks. Sane people aren’t guided by Cary Grant.”
“Well John Wayne and Elvis were busy!”
Slam

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