Mighty-Joe Young (A.K.A Strong Coffee)(LoA)
Joined June 2009 and calls cowboy or ninja home.
130 stories, 65 challenges, 2351 comments, and 356 friends
We were two against the world. Now the odds are slightly against me.
Stories
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Goodbye 999
We came into this cycle two against the world. Now i am leaving all by myself…………………. World one…two none
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Valley of the Dolls (1967) Starring Patty Duke. In Ten Words
We were innocent, in the begining, we fell from Grace. -——
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A Weird Thing Happened On My Way To the Moon.
The old man clenched his teeth, at the thought of one more humiliating honor. Forty years of living a lie had taken a toll on the senior statesman. He sat back and tried to calm himself down and remember all the reasons this lie was important to the fr...
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Killer Of Killers (Retro Ficly Callenge)
My name is six of the 33,999th group of the sixteenth case of the forth group,but you can just call me six. I dont remember anything before i was made, but i do know i was almost a peice of non-stick cookware. Which isn’t a bad job unless you are par...
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No News.
No shops were closed on the cold September. No newspaper boys with heavy coats and loud voices yelled, “Extra Extra Read all about it.” No schools were closed. No kids stayed home. No flags hung at half mast. Which is funny because she was ...
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The Quest Begins.
The first time I met the shaggy headed little hero, he looked like a midget of a midget. Wait.. no.. an adolescent midget midget. He clung to the hand of a hazel eyed angel like it were an umbilical cord bringing mana from heaven. She leaned down to fa...
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Just One Bite Of The Apple. (Part 4 Of The 4 Part Miniseries)
Hey Frank how ‘bout let’s go knock back a few beers at Hobo’s?" Another Detective yelled from an office next door. “Beer? Hell, I need some real strong whiskey for this day!” “Whiskey it is.” After about m...
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Just One Bite Of The Apple. (Part 3 Of The 4 Part Miniseries)
Evidently the little rugrat claimed she was from a world on the otherside of the universe, where their bodies are just energy. Wasn’t crazy it was just some memory she had picked up. She said their ship crashed in Siberia, Tanguska actually, at a...
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Just One Bite Of The Apple. (Part 2 Of The 4 Part Miniseries)
The Mom was leggy drink of water with a kind of quiet desperation that told me she was in a pinch. She said they had been to therapists with the girl but the head shrinkers couldn’t help. Evidently the little debutante believes she is an alien, s...
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Just One Bite Of The Apple. (Part 1 Of The 4 Part Miniseries)
The detective gig gets a little slow, in the winter. I guess the regular stiff ain’t as jealous that his dame is trying to hamstring him when it’s below zero. You know, more murders are committed at ninety two degrees than at any other temp...
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Twenty minutes Earlier.
“So when i give you this money, she will think I look like Brad Pitt?” “Better than that I will hypnotize her to think your eyes look like the greatest thing a child has ever seen. Gimme the hundred bucks and have fun being in love.&#...
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The Horror Underfoot.
I could have sworn it was Wednesday, but somehow my cell said it was friday. I walked out the back door to the courtyard to get some and air and smoke a cigerette, which is an oxymoron in itself. The light was so bright when I stepped out into the decr...
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Stickin To The G Code.
Nineteen months later. “Look white you shouen eben be in dis ep (Ep is jail slang deriving from the word episode) jus tell dem peoples wha ya stashed them stacks, ya herd me?” “You wouldn’t understand, and I don’t rememb...
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You Can't Take It With You.
“I don’t need the whole box, how much for just one bullet?” The lady mumbled without making eye-contact.
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Muffy The Toaster Layer
There once was a lad named muffy Who lusted not for a shot of the pink and puffy It was mechanical steel parts Not a warm loveling heart. That gave our boy a big chubby.
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The Sacrifice
I bought a Marlboro Red Soda, took two drags off a cigarette, and headed into the hot-house. They called em hot-houses because when you Jacked in you had no feeling in your body. So there was no need to turn on the air conditioner, and the heat from th...
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A Cold September
. . . . . . . They were holding hands, when they jumped. _____________________________________________________________________
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Colts and Katanas
The men gathered around the cowboy, and their killing intent lit up the dark Edo night. The cowboy was jabbering on, in some tongue that only lent the makeshift samurais the courage they needed to draw. They were all the type of dilettante samurai, tha...
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Six Guns and Swords
The Ronin watched five samurai surround the cowboy and his mind drifted to the first time he had seen the cow puncher. “Sir the Tokugowa Shogunate will see you know.” The head retainer clad in magnificent samurai armor walked ahead of the cowboy. ...
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Check Out Time At The Witching Hour.
“Get the fuct away from me” I screamed at the scare crow clad in a plaid ‘Joseph suit of many colors’ three piece suit. “I will leave you to your thoughts.” He answered with a lecherous voice, that made my already te...
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Like a Midget Scorned.
Bartelyby’s cigar Rolled by the Havanah hands The dwarf gently blew with eyes inflamed, jealousy. Grease paint clown, get behind me.
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Like a Midget Scorned.
Bartelyby’s cigar Rolled by the Havanah hands The Dwarf gently blew with eyes inflamed, jealousy. Grease paint clown, get behind me.
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Death From Above (Revolution Challenge)
“Listen!! We have been denied, our basic rights long enough! They rape the land, and our young cannot survive. Well this is our month! We will crush them! We will soar into the air and black out the sun. Their Japanese chattering will only be hea...
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The King's Audience (Elvis Challenge)
The angels converged on the sequined Deity, who possessed the sardonic of wit of Walt Whitman and the hair style of fog horn leghorn. In spite of his handicapped hairdo the seraphim were lecherously close, trying to hear the thoughts of a divine genius...
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Tears On The Kitchen Knife.
The balding man gripped the razor sharp knife and and cut into the pale flesh. Tears ran down his jowls. The knife gleamed, with the tears of a man intent, and filled with resolve. The surgeon held the knife like a killer in some Hitchcock movie perche...
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Loa Wants You
Listen i know you all want to join. we have new special join today and get a free lifetime membership. You can finally prove you really are awesome.
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Sorry Temporarily Closed for Corporal Punishment
sorry this poem needed work it could have been so much more they never grow to be exactly what we want and the ones we hate Are on the lists for months Well you cant really say you dont like your kids well maybe you can Judy Garland did come to t...
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St. Lawver's Day
The old man rocked in his chair, tilting his head slightly to see what the cheers of the television were all about. “I don’t know why you keep looking, you’re as blind as Stevie Wonder.” Yelled his wife. “I can see just fi...
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Joe Montana Wins The Superbowl.
Superbowl sunday 1984, two hooligan kids from lawler avenue were pounding away at a video game in a Junior Food Mart, at the end of Lawler Avenue. “Oh yeah, who is the master?” Eddie-Joe screamed to Carlos as he hit the high score on the Jo...
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Vogon Poetry
This is from the Vogon poetry generator http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/hitchhikers/vogonpoetry/lettergen.shtml As we all know vogons have the third worst poetry in the universe. This one is for my wife “Not You” See, see the short sky Marvel at...
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