Ladies' Room

Avatar Author: B. Booth I'm an amateur writer - I only write for fun and personal entertainment. I've never been published and don't really have any aspirations to get that far. I just like making stuff up. :) I've also found I tend to have a ... Read Bio

“So was he cute?”

“He’s all right. I mean, he’s handsome enough.”

“But…?”

“But he’s not that nice.”

“But he’s handsome?”

“And a jerk. Seriously. Every time anything with ovaries walked by, he would look her up and down and announce a rating on a scale of one to ten.”

“Wow. Was he really that bad?”

“It’s not worth being treated like an object just to go on a date, y’know? Where’d you get that lipstick?”

“Oh, this? Something from the drugstore. I always find the best deals in the sale section – so much better than shelling out for some overpriced gunk at the beauty counter in the mall. Was he at least good with his tongue?”

“He didn’t bother to show me.”

“Well, there’s plenty of fish in the sea. There’s a party this weekend if you want to meet a few.”

“Party? I don’t know…”

“It’ll be fun! Don’t be a stick in the mud. You’re always such a prude.”

“Just because I prefer a book to a beer doesn’t make me a prude.”

“Just come with me, this once. Please? What’s the worst that could happen?”

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  1. Avatar Raegan Dauterive

    Sounds interesting. I always heard the most interesting conversations in the bathrooms at my school lol and also the nurses office.

  2. Avatar B. Booth

    I agree completely – about the only non interesting conversations I’ve overheard in a restroom were at work, and that’s because you never know if a manager is in one of the stalls! :)

  3. Avatar stargazer1960

    I’ve been known to read a book AND have a beer.
    I’m not sure why you labeled it “mature” because it doesn’t strike me there is anything objectional in it.
    Your dialogue is very truthful.

  4. Avatar B. Booth

    Well, part of the mature rating was because there’s reference to sex, and part is because the sequel portion is also mature and as one segues to the other… I just thought I’d cover my bases, just in case.

    Thank you for the feedback!

  5. Avatar Mighty-Joe Young (A.K.A Strong Coffee)(LoA)

    yeah mature is like if eric roberts stars in it with tits mcgee.

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