Faltarego has been on a typing rampage for so long now, that authorities are simply accustomed to him. Often seen roaming the green fields of Protagonize.com, Faltarego can always be counted upon to dish out silliness, irreverance, and a healthy dose of immaturity. He is an Easterner, and a Northerner, so make of that what you will. He is a great fan of alternate realities, as the current default one sucks. He knows the rules, and he knows how to use them, but he’ll break them for fun, and just to see you cry. He’s not rude, but knows how that works. He’s not short, but he understands things that are low. He eats, he drinks, he talks, and he sleeps, and he manages to do it all in one day.

He once ate a jelly donut.