(I might just blow up if I don’t get more than three participants in this challenge)

Sooooooo, for this challenge I am doing something slightly different as an experiment of sorts.

The basic requirements for a ficly will be that the following items must be used in your ficly entry: blacksmith, speeding trains, and the word “grotesque”.

If you want a little more of a challenge (and possibly more of a chance to win…. hint hint) then use one or more of the following in your ficly entry: an embarrassing middle name, goggles, and glow-in-the-dark hot-air balloons.

Impress me!