I was thinking, and we all have heroes from comic books, whether it’s a good guy like Superman or a bad guy like The Joker. So what about those ones that didn’t make the grade? What about the embarassing ones, the literal jokes, the ones that nobody likes? The ones that were wearing undies outside their pants before it was cool, or the pathetic excises for villains with names like Dr. Bunnykins and The Evil Empress of Starbucks?

So I ask you, people of Ficly, with your superior writing skills, I would like you to write for me a short story about a wince-worthily embarassing super hero/villain that plagues everyone with their lameness.

Seriously.