We now bring you a live interview with the city’s latest Super Heroine:

“Villains beware, I Felattio Girl shall hunt you down and punish you with my luscious lips of liberty and talented tongue of truth.
“I will work tirelessly to track down and suck out the evil out of this city. I will face the worst evil that you can erect to stop me, and swallow your evil seed with a smile.
“You have been warned.”

We now go live the streets of our fair city to see the reactions to Felattio Girl’s announcement:

“It is a scene of absolute chaos here, as thousands of men are committing petty crimes in order to face the wrath of Felattio Girl’s punishment.”