We all have a different view of beauty. Whether your turn on is trippled nippled dwarfs or Ficly writers, your idea of beauty is something different. My challenge is for you to write a piece which makes the reader understand beauty in a new way. Whether that is making poop look attractive or shirt tails seem like traitorous lovers is up to you. The ultimate winner will fool us into falling in love with that thing, no matter what, who, where, when, why, how, disgusting, violent or weird it is.

The winner will be chosen mainly on reader response. Now get writing.