Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
I’m an English Major at ODU in Virginia, working to become a professional author.
Stories (157)
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Privateers 01.05: Wingman
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published December 17th, 2012
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Privateers 01.04: Mickey
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published December 17th, 2012
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Privateers 01.03: Top-Shelf
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published December 7th, 2012
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Privateers 01.02: Regular Poker
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published December 7th, 2012
Average rating: 4 out of 5
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Privateers 01.01: Long Jump
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published December 6th, 2012
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Eternity in Fifteen Minutes
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published October 18th, 2012
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Incensed by Innocence
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published April 18th, 2012
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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[execution pt2] The Airlock
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published September 7th, 2010
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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The Reunion [Anput, Pt.2]
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published August 7th, 2010
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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The Summons [Anput, Pt.1]
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published July 30th, 2010
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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The Artist (a poorly hidden allegory)
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published July 28th, 2010
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Preface to Control
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published July 26th, 2010
Average rating: 4 out of 5
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The 4th Dimension
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published July 11th, 2010
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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M.C. Mess -- Genesis
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published April 27th, 2010
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Digital Pantheon: Pandora
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published February 1st, 2010
Average rating: 4 out of 5
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A Story Before Sleep (pt2)
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published December 8th, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Breaking the Surface
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published December 7th, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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The Fortress of Q'landri
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published September 28th, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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The Terrible Tragedy of Henry DuMont
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published September 28th, 2009
Average rating: 4 out of 5
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The Bard, Pt. 4
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published September 24th, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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The Bard, Pt. 3
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published September 24th, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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The Bard, Pt. 2
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published September 24th, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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The Bard, Pt. 1
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published September 24th, 2009
Average rating: 4 out of 5
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A Brief History, Part 8 [Magic Theory, Pt. 17]
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published September 24th, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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A Brief History, Part 7 [Magic Theory, Pt. 16]
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published September 24th, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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A Brief History, Part 6 [Magic Theory, Pt. 15]
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published September 24th, 2009
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A Brief History, Part 5 [Magic Theory, Pt. 14]
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published September 24th, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Alternative Narnia (In 10 Words)
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published September 23rd, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Alternative Any Romantic Comedy (In 10 Words)
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published September 23rd, 2009
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A Brief History, Part 4 [Magic Theory, Pt. 13]
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published September 22nd, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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A Brief History, Part 3 [Magic Theory, Pt. 12]
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published September 22nd, 2009
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A Brief History, Part 2 [Magic Theory, Pt. 11]
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published September 22nd, 2009
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A Brief History, Part 1 [Magic Theory, Pt. 10]
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published September 22nd, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Charms, Part 2 [Magic Theory, Pt. 8]
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published September 22nd, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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A Little at a Time [Magic Theory, Pt. 6]
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published September 22nd, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Life Force [Magic Theory, Pt. 5]
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published September 21st, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Unfortunate Consequences [Magic Theory, Pt. 4]
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published September 21st, 2009
Average rating: 4 out of 5
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The Great Dawn [Magic Theory, Pt. 3]
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published September 21st, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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The 10 Laws [Magic Theory, Pt. 2]
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published September 21st, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Introduction to Magical Theory [Magic Theory, Pt. 1]
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published September 21st, 2009
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Alternative Shaun of the Dead (In 10 Words)
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published September 20th, 2009
Average rating: 4 out of 5
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Alternative Star Wars (In 10 Words)
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published September 20th, 2009
Average rating: 4 out of 5
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Lord Of The Rings (In 10 Words)
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published September 20th, 2009
Average rating: 3 out of 5
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Passion Of The Christ (In 10 Words)
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published September 20th, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Interview With The Vampire (In 10 Words)
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published September 20th, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Lil' Bastard's First Day
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published September 17th, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Digital Domination
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published September 11th, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Not You, Not Yet
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published September 10th, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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The Hamsville Murder
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published September 5th, 2009
Average rating: 4 out of 5
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Tragedy Over the Power Station
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published September 4th, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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The Fall of the Arc
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published September 3rd, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Breaching the Stronghold
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published September 3rd, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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How's that for epic?
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published August 27th, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Grammar rules, in case you missed High School English.
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published August 22nd, 2009
Average rating: 4 out of 5
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Another stupid haiku.
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published August 22nd, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Silly Bull (a stupid haiku)
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published August 22nd, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Well, at least he's easy on the eyes...
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published August 22nd, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Mr. Granger's Genocide
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published August 21st, 2009
Average rating: 4 out of 5
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Echoplex (Nine Inch Nails)
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published August 19th, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Purity, Incarnate (or, the foolish Creative Writing student)
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published August 18th, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Zork 2009: StudMuffin's Party
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published August 18th, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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It's not polite to stare.
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published August 18th, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Good Sir Knight, Good Sir Writer
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published August 17th, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Catastrophe's Ride
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published August 17th, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Lithium (Nirvana Challenge)
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published August 15th, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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GUUUUUEESSSSSSS WHOOOOOOOOOO
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published August 10th, 2009
Average rating: 1 out of 5
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Air Cleaning Machines For Everyone
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published August 10th, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Criminally Insane Terrorist Plot
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published August 5th, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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The Joy of Knowing
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published August 2nd, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Marco Riviera (Mess, Mjy and Elsha's #4)
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published August 2nd, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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No Escaping the Fuzz
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published August 2nd, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Fiending for Ficlets
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published August 2nd, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Pleased to Meet You, Hope You Guess My Name
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published August 2nd, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Trapped and Alone
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published August 2nd, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Strange Bedfellows
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published August 1st, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Halloween Oversight
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published August 1st, 2009
Average rating: 4 out of 5
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Have You Found God?
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published August 1st, 2009
Average rating: 4 out of 5
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[noir 17] Parlez-vous français?
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published August 1st, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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[noir 15] The End Is Nigh
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published August 1st, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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[noir 14] Frying Pan, Meet Fire
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published August 1st, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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[noir 13] The Truth Comes Out (part 2)
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published August 1st, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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[noir 12] The Truth Comes Out
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published July 31st, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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[noir 11] Things Aren't As They Seem
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published July 31st, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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[noir 10] Miss Jessica Brown
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published July 31st, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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[noir 9] The Luxurious Brown Estate
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published July 31st, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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[noir 6] A Change of Plans
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published July 31st, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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[noir 5] Missing Miss Marli
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published July 31st, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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[noir 4] The Raines Motel
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published July 31st, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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[noir 3] WFCY, Ficland Heights
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published July 30th, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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[noir 2] Sophia's Diner
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published July 30th, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Fo'Fathers (Rap Challenge)
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published July 30th, 2009
Average rating: 4 out of 5
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Betsy Sue's Little Pony Collection
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published July 30th, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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[noir 1] Missing Mister Mess
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published July 29th, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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TRIBOGLASTOR 7000!!
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published July 29th, 2009
Average rating: 3 out of 5
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Post-Presidential Fun Time!
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published July 29th, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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If At First You Don't Succeed...
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published July 28th, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Virtue Versus Vice
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published July 28th, 2009
Average rating: 4 out of 5
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An Unwanted Guest
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published July 28th, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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0x000000 ~ ERROR: DATA CORRUPT
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published July 28th, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Sometimes, it can be fun!
Author: Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
Published July 28th, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5