I recently heard a humourous story of a young girl sent to her headmaster. She was sent for swearing in class, and when asked what word she said by her headmaster, she refused to repeat it. When pressured, she responded:

“Why don’t you tell me which swear words you know and I’ll tell you when you’ve said the right one.”

The task is to write a ficlet (1024 characters) about a student’s visit to the headmaster. It could be with or without parents, praise or scoldings, or even asking advice about a problem in school. Please be as creative as you want! Most points awarded to emotive language and wit!