Alright, listen up all you metalheads.

This here’s a Black Sabbath slash Ozzy Osbourne challenge. Stories about any of Ozzy’s songs (or that inferior but still somewhat awesome Dio guy) are welcome. Stories invoking Ozzy’s character are cool, too.

Oh, and if you’ve actually heard of Tony Iommi, Terry Butler, Bill Ward, or any of the other twenty-some members or former members, you can Ficly-ify them too.

You’ve got a week. Get going!