Sam Ervin
The pen is mightier than the sword. How outdated. In the 1900’s, it would have been, “The typewriter is mightier than the machine gun.” But in modern times? “The word processor is mightier than the particle-beam weapon.”
I play video games, build things with Legos, and try to kid myself into thinking that I’m mature. I love dorking around with computers and I have a strange obsession with hats – nice ones, that is, no baseball caps. My dream is to either become a Masterbuilder or a drummer, and neither seem very close. Such is life.
Since joining Ficly, I’ve come to realize that I love playing off of other people’s work, reshaping their ideas to form some coherent things. Half my stories come either from challenges or from hitting the “Random Story” button and writing a sequel (I highly recommend this, the things that you’ll find are amazing!).
Stories (88)
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The hell with the final boarding call!
Author: Sam Ervin
Published September 12th, 2010
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Revolution with a capital R
Author: Sam Ervin
Published October 25th, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Life, Math, Typos, Attempts, Failing, Average
Author: Sam Ervin
Published October 12th, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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That's something not of this Earth
Author: Sam Ervin
Published October 10th, 2009
Average rating: 4 out of 5
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Texting... texting... One-two, one-two...
Author: Sam Ervin
Published September 28th, 2009
Average rating: 4 out of 5
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Office Space in Ten Words
Author: Sam Ervin
Published September 26th, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Shoe Thief (Boys, We Have A)
Author: Sam Ervin
Published September 12th, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Religion Poem (or Why I Devoted My Life to Cat Pee)
Author: Sam Ervin
Published August 15th, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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AwesomeFix: Repair those pesky registry errors today!
Author: Sam Ervin
Published August 10th, 2009
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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The Wizard, the Protector, and the Gold-Bleeding Squirrel
Author: Sam Ervin
Published August 3rd, 2009
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If Only Things were Different
Author: Sam Ervin
Published July 19th, 2009
Average rating: 4 out of 5
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I'll Take an Argument and a Break-Up, To Go
Author: Sam Ervin
Published June 25th, 2009
Average rating: 4 out of 5