I want something, for lack of a better word, random. Something so magnificently outlandish that it’s a blast to read.

No rules allowed, except of course for the rules that govern the lack of rules. Which I have already set. No rules.

You’ve got until the end of the month to make me proud. Go get ’em!

(By the way, not to plug my own story, but the story I wrote oh so long ago that inspired me to start this challenge is at http://ficly.com/stories/7348, use it for inspiration if you like, or ignore it if you like. Write regardless!)