So there’s this game called Angry Birds. I’ve never played it and I don’t know much about it but someone asked me why the Birds were so angry. I gave them a long answer that I made up on the spot. They liked my answer but it set my mind thinking. What other answers are out there?

So I turn to you, my Ficly community. Do you know why the Birds are so angry at the Pigs?

Equal points for creativity and those that have a historical basis. As always spelling, grammar, and punctuation count. You have two weeks, should you choose to accept this mission. This message will self-destruct in thirty seconds. Good luck.