Listen, whomever you may be. This is a tale, not necessarily unconventional or boundary breaking, but unusual in it’s own right. This is how it all began…

Once upon a time, in a faraway land, though not necessarily as far as you might think, there was a young maiden.

What do you mean that was predictable? Of course it was predictable! This is a fairytale! Did you expect anything else? I didn’t think so. Moving on…

This young maiden was the envy of all of her fellow maidens that inhabited the small village in the enchanted forest. Her flawless golden, curly, waist-length hair alone was enough to put a little green envy in a female’s eyes. Add to that her shapely form, skin of a perfect complexion, shining and enrapturing eyes, and lovely singing voice and her fellow maidens started to look like the Hulk every time she passed by.

Yes, I know the Hulk didn’t exist back then! No, I don’t care that my story isn’t historically accurate! Just be quiet and listen! As I was saying…