This is a little series that was started on Protagonize way back when, and I had almost forgotten about it until Lone Writer sent me a note, asking what I thought about Ficly-tizing it, and here we are! Enjoy!

X) I can’t help thinking that the narrator’s interruptions (in response to a smart-mouthed listener, no doubt) could easily have been directed at interruptions made by me when I’m in an impish mood.

no wonder this looked familiar..