Well that covers Genesis, and amusingly so, but the Bible is a pretty darn big book.

True. But I’ve only got 10 words.

Thanks, though.

Heh, who knew ‘nomnomnom’ was a word? This is great. I think you conveyed a lot with very little.

i love it!!!

I like it too, very humorous =D

nomnomnom made me laugh, and I love the irreverent tone.

I probably would have went for:

One God. Forever.
God was.
God is.
God will be.

We should have some challenge to see who can sum up the Bible in 10 words the best.

Thanks, everyone!

Laughed my pants off, great one!

Oh. My. God.
That was the greatest thing I’ve read all week.

Hahaha that was…well I only have one word for it – EPIC!

OMG. Describes the Bible perfectlymundo! Love it.

“Say it again Sam”. Verrry good.

xDD Fantastic.

I really liked it!

With original sin covered, the rest is just details…

Very clever!