“Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!”

“Oh really, fuckmook? What a wonderful chant, have you got any others?”

“You are an abomination! God hates fags!”

“He does, does he? That’s not what my Jesus said when I was fucking him in the ass last night.”

“Blasphemy!”

“Right, because cursing other people who are different instead of ‘loving them as you would love your brother’ isn’t blasphemy. My mistake.”