Another hard day at work for santa, You think all he does is deliver presents all the time and all he asks for is a fucking mince pie Well then you are very..very wrong. All that is a cover up to hide who he really is inside, A cold blooded killer a terrorist and a slaver.

GET TO FUCKING WORK! santa yelled to his elves, “If i see one of you slack off again i’ll disembowl you and spread your guts all over this factory”

“But sir we’ve been working our asses off all night”

Santa turned round and in a frenzy of blood, grabbed the elf by the head and ripped his eyeballs out.

“Maybe now you’ll learn to respect me”

The elf fell to the floor in a crumpled heap, Motionless. “Someone get this shit outta here” santa laughed. One of the elves grabbed the eyeballs and placed them in a mince pie.

You see santa’s little “workshop” is actually a factory, Santa goes out brutally murders someone and brings back their entrails to place in mince pies. Have you ever tasted that strange flavour in them?