Very wonderful. Littered with your incredibly sweet sense of humour. It’s personal but still incredibly formal. I wasn’t looking for funny, but I enjoyed this quite a lot. You show a great confidence in this that will rub off onto anyone reading it.
Thanks,
Abs x

Absolutely wonderful! Such a fun and interesting take on this challenge I didn’t see coming. Very well written and sounds exactly like you would think it should from that time period. I love it!

Hahaah wow, It was old english with a humorous twist. Doesn’t get much better.

Ouch, some kind of tough monarch-ial love you got going there. Very creative, one too many “be’s” in line 6.

You can be my king if that’s your decree.

Made me giggle, especially at the point where I was thinking “so there will only be female critics-” before I read the bit about being dragged around town by the ankles.

Seems like you went a little easier on the women. Getting hung up by the testicles seems exponentially worse than being dragged by my ankles… Thank God I’m a woman :)