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A Wrongly Pessimistic Captain

On the otherside of the battlefield lied a very pessimistic Captain.

Captain Hoover to be exact.

“Our Frontline can’t be strong enough to beat Cpt. Jim’s.” He said as he frowned disdainfully “I mean look at those wimps! The enemy could put a bunch of girl scouts on the front line and still be sure of pulling out a victory!”

Private James quietly entered the room.

“Umm sir?” he stuttered

“What!”

“The enemy front line has been broken.” he whispered

Instead of joy a look of despair entered his face.

“Umm, Sir.”

“Yes James!” Captain Hoover yelled frustratedly

“God I hate that man.” He thought

“Are you a double-agent? You should be ecstatic this happened.” He muttered

The Captain ignored him and proceeded to grumble

“They’ve let out the tanks already!? But our calvary hasn’t even came in! We can’t beat there calvary this way!”

But the calvary began to retreat.

The General frowned.

Suddenly a loud scream came down from the air and the tanks disappeared. And the Captain simply nodded his head.

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