I am aggravated.
I am bewitching.
I am catastrophic.
I am damned-if-I-do-damned-if-I-don’t.
I am El Nino Keano.
I am fucked.
I am ginger(ish).
I am hungry like the wolf.
I am I am I am I am I am I am…
I am Jack (obviously).
I am keen to be Keane (trust me, not the first time this has been said to me).
I Am Legend (sorry, had to be done!).
I am metamorphosised.
I am naturally unnatural.
I am Omega (sorry. Had to be done, as well).
I am popsicled (cos it’s freezing where I am).
I am queued up.
I am ransackable.
I am sillilly silly.
I am TRIDENT GUM! (No idea what I mean by that…).
I am Ultravox (not really).
I am very very very very weird.
I am weird, very very very much.
I am X-Man CYCLOPS! (Cos of the glasses…)
I am You (if I was The Master in the Doctor Who The End Of Time special, of course…)
I am zebra (?)