J. A. Keane
J. A. Keane has spent the majority of his 19 years trying to act like a somewhat normal member of modern society, but seeing as nobody else seems to be acting normal these days (which basically makes the entire concept of “normality” redundant and nothing but a bad joke (my inner Comedian-from-Alan-Moore’s-“Watchmen” talking there)), he has decided to give up on that, and continue along his path of random offbeat-ness.
When he’s not doing that, he also likes to write long-winded rants on Tumblr, miniature rants on Twitter, medium sized rants on Facebook, and adamantly refuses to use LOLspeak (as he finds it annoying, and believes that it’s a slightly differentiated (but not THAT much, really, if you think about it) form of Newspeak).
And when he’s not doing any of that, he likes to write exaggerated biographies that are intended to make him sound more interesting than he actually is.
And after all that, he also really likes to end his website biographies on a joke.
(American reality TV shows.)
Stories (159)
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Filling In the Blankety Blanks (Superhero Black Hole, part 114)
Author: J. A. Keane
Published January 5th, 2012
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I Really REALLY Hate Myself (Superhero Black Hole, part 111)
Author: J. A. Keane
Published January 4th, 2012
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Tell Me Lies, Sweet Little Lies (Superhero Black Hole, part 109)
Author: J. A. Keane
Published January 4th, 2012
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Rebecca: The Story of a Life Lived with Life
Author: J. A. Keane
Published January 4th, 2012
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Pop Culture can *BLEEP* my *BLEEP*ing *BLEEP*.
Author: J. A. Keane
Published December 7th, 2011
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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an old man alone in a room with his fears
Author: J. A. Keane
Published November 30th, 2011
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Home Away From Home (Superhero Black Hole, part 103)
Author: J. A. Keane
Published November 29th, 2011
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Diagrams Are Necessary (Superhero Black Hole, part 102)
Author: J. A. Keane
Published November 29th, 2011
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Nobody Knows Much (Superhero Black Hole, part 101)
Author: J. A. Keane
Published November 29th, 2011
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Getting Back on Track... (Superhero Black Hole, part 100)
Author: J. A. Keane
Published November 29th, 2011
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Queen Bitch (of the Universe) (Superhero Black Hole, part 95)
Author: J. A. Keane
Published October 24th, 2011
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Back in the Apartment...Finally (Superhero Black Hole, part 92)
Author: J. A. Keane
Published October 24th, 2011
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Counterparts Depart (Superhero Black Hole, part 91)
Author: J. A. Keane
Published October 24th, 2011
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Ambiguity (Superhero Black Hole, part 85)
Author: J. A. Keane
Published October 23rd, 2011
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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The Devil You Don't Know (Superhero Black Hole, part 84)
Author: J. A. Keane
Published October 23rd, 2011
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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The Albino (Superhero Black Hole, part 83)
Author: J. A. Keane
Published October 22nd, 2011
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Back to the Future/Present (Superhero Black Hole, part 79)
Author: J. A. Keane
Published September 30th, 2011
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Beached, But In A Good Way (Superhero Black Hole, part 78)
Author: J. A. Keane
Published September 29th, 2011
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Time AND Space (Superhero Black Hole, part 77)
Author: J. A. Keane
Published September 29th, 2011
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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The Author Experiences Stupidity (Superhero Black Hole, part 76)
Author: J. A. Keane
Published September 29th, 2011
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Keep On Walking (Superhero Black Hole, part 75)
Author: J. A. Keane
Published September 29th, 2011
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Uncovered (Superhero Black Hole, part 74)
Author: J. A. Keane
Published September 28th, 2011
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Dig! (Superhero Black Hole, part 73)
Author: J. A. Keane
Published September 28th, 2011
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Contingencies [C] (Superhero Black Hole, part 72)
Author: J. A. Keane
Published September 28th, 2011
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Contingencies [B] (Superhero Black Hole, part 71)
Author: J. A. Keane
Published September 28th, 2011
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Contingencies [A] (Superhero Black Hole, part 70)
Author: J. A. Keane
Published September 28th, 2011
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Backwards Jump (Superhero Black Hole, part 69)
Author: J. A. Keane
Published September 28th, 2011
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Shootout (Superhero Black Hole, part 68)
Author: J. A. Keane
Published September 28th, 2011
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Desperation (Superhero Black Hole, part 67)
Author: J. A. Keane
Published September 28th, 2011
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Cross Country Catastrophe (Superhero Black Hole, part 66)
Author: J. A. Keane
Published September 27th, 2011
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Filling In The Gaps (Superhero Black Hole, part 58)
Author: J. A. Keane
Published September 18th, 2011
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Five Minutes Previous (Superhero Black Hole, part 57)
Author: J. A. Keane
Published September 18th, 2011
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Thirteen Years Later (Superhero Black Hole, part 54)
Author: J. A. Keane
Published September 18th, 2011
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Zoe's Thirst for Exposition (Superhero Black Hole, part 48)
Author: J. A. Keane
Published September 17th, 2011
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And So It Begins... (Superhero Black Hole, part 44)
Author: J. A. Keane
Published September 9th, 2011
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The Girl from Long Ago - pt. IV (Superhero Black Hole, part 42)
Author: J. A. Keane
Published September 9th, 2011
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The Girl from Long Ago - pt. III (Superhero Black Hole - pt. 41)
Author: J. A. Keane
Published September 9th, 2011
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The Girl from Long Ago - pt. II (Superhero Black Hole, part 40)
Author: J. A. Keane
Published September 9th, 2011
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The Girl from Long Ago (Superhero Black Hole, part 39)
Author: J. A. Keane
Published September 9th, 2011
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In New York in 2039... (Superhero Black Hole, part 38)
Author: J. A. Keane
Published September 9th, 2011
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Premonitionised (Superhero Black Hole: part 21)
Author: J. A. Keane
Published May 9th, 2011
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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The Girl Speaks (Superhero Black Hole: part 17)
Author: J. A. Keane
Published May 9th, 2011
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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The Sacred Ficly of Uksangpatekpatek
Author: J. A. Keane
Published October 14th, 2010
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Pokerface = Not As Psychosexual As You Might Think...
Author: J. A. Keane
Published September 17th, 2010
Average rating: 4 out of 5
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All Those Moments Will Be Lost Like Tears In Rain
Author: J. A. Keane
Published August 31st, 2010
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Prince Believes The Internet Will Soon Be Made Redundant
Author: J. A. Keane
Published August 29th, 2010
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Why, Why, Why, Why, WHY, Is The X Factor So Damn Popular?!
Author: J. A. Keane
Published April 18th, 2010
Average rating: 4 out of 5
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I'm So Dreadfully, Catastrophically Ashamed Of Myself...NOT.
Author: J. A. Keane
Published April 16th, 2010
Average rating: 4 out of 5
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The Sky Was Beautiful On Fire...
Author: J. A. Keane
Published February 25th, 2010
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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"We're working on it..."
Author: J. A. Keane
Published January 12th, 2010
Average rating: 4 out of 5
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HUNTER T. SAMPSON: EXORCIST
Author: J. A. Keane
Published January 8th, 2010
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Ficly Derailment: THE TRUTH!
Author: J. A. Keane
Published January 8th, 2010
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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SERIOUS...then ComPLEtelY bonKErS!?*&!
Author: J. A. Keane
Published January 8th, 2010
Average rating: 3 out of 5
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SuperHero Black Hole: Part V
Author: J. A. Keane
Published January 6th, 2010
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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SuperHero Black Hole: Part III
Author: J. A. Keane
Published January 5th, 2010
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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SuperHero Black Hole: Part II
Author: J. A. Keane
Published January 5th, 2010
Average rating: 5 out of 5