Why hello there, insert name here!

I noticed the way you were acting and I thought a nice personal message would help cheer you up, my best insert title of relation to person here.

Clearly, you’re undergoing what us folks call “Disappointment”! Don’t be alarmed, many human beings experience this. That is, if you are a human being… hahaha!

Anyways, I bring you good news! You don’t have to feel this “Disappointment” any longer.

First comes understanding this “Disappointment” we have been deeply speaking about. You see, “Disappointment” is nothing but a miscommunication between reality and expectation (yuck!). Typically our expectations have much higher hopes than our realities! How fun (and foolish)!!

Okay, you’ve finally gotten that, insert name here. I’m so proud! It’s just like that time you insert memory here and I was totally blown away… hahahaha!

So, let’s get down to my solution: Don’t have expectations!

Haha, you’re hilarious, insert name here! Let’s have more talks like this soon!