Dear Girlfriend,

Thank you for having a boyfriend.
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1. Quality of dinner companion. Poor_ Fair_ Good X Excellent _
Comments: He also makes dinner every night. Would have scored excellent if he did not give me the stink eye when I picked out the carrotts.

2. Ability to handle sudden mood swings. Poor_ Fair_ Good _ Excellent X
Comments: Truly gifted.

3. Well developed and effective “moves”. Poor_ Fair_ Good _ Excellent_X
Comments: Inventive and has stamina.

Was there anything about your boyfriend that merits special recognition?
Bert is a great guy. He is funny, sweet, romantic and considerate. He lets me laugh with him and he lets me laugh at him. He nags me when I need it and hugs me even when I don’t. I would definitely get this boyfriend again.