Check your italicising, but with regards to structure and content this is a really original way of writing – if I were Bert I would be suitably impressed! MH :)
I love the idea that somewhere there is a company that makes/trains boyfriends and is sending these out. I wonder what you would do if they took him back and tried to improve him though? Very light hearted tone which keeps the piece flowing. It’s very easy to when doing lists or some such thing for it to get repetitive or sluggish. This was neither. I liked it.